the real question is how the fuck did persephone only manage to eat 6 pomegranate seeds. theyre like the fucking cocaine of fruit you cant eat just 6 singular seeds you have to pop handfuls upon handfuls into ur mouth at rapid speeds and then get sad cause you spent half an hour getting them out of the pomegranate and ate all of them in 5 minutes
I just bought plantains at the store and the cashier was like “u know these aren’t bananas right” and I said yes and then she rang them in as Bok Choy.
“To hold our tongues when everyone is gossiping, to smile without hostility at people and institutions, to compensate for the shortage of love in the world with more love in small, private matters; to show
greater patience, to forgo the cheap revenge attainable from mockery and criticism: all these things we can do.”
The thing about Jake and Amy’s relationship is that there are no annoying tropes such as “chasing obsessively after each other” because they are both using up all of their Stalker EnergyTM to pursue Ray Holt’s Dad Approval and I think it’s beautiful
